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Awkward or awesome?  We’ll let you be the judge…

Ludovic Giuly does an impromptu strip dance in a club, much to the amusement of the randos watching… and filming.

(Source: kickette.com)

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Oh. I was not aware that there were even more underwear shots.
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Oh. I was not aware that there were even more underwear shots.

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(Source: mrpepster)

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More from the underwear chronicles.
(I’m pretty sure these have been posted here already, but they deserve to be posted again…)
ACK, I have no idea where I found this. My apologies. :|
If it’s yours or know where it came from, do let us know. ;)

More from the underwear chronicles.

(I’m pretty sure these have been posted here already, but they deserve to be posted again…)

ACK, I have no idea where I found this. My apologies. :|

If it’s yours or know where it came from, do let us know. ;)

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You may just see questionable pants choices, but….

Green + red = Christmas!

OR!

Red + yellow = colours of the Spanish flag!

Aaannd this has been a lousy excuse of a post.

(Photos via ontd_football & fuckyeahhspain)

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The true inspiration behind Puyol’s hair.

FF to about 0:32.

(Sidenote from NSSD: That video is from Coming to America, which is full of awesome because it was filmed in Queens, NY… where I am from, obviously. ;) )

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I know this is an oldie…

  1. The hair. Obvs.
  2. The random shirtless dude in the background? (Where are they? Slash what are they doing…?)
  3. The fact that he is taking this photo himself. 
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I’m sure by now you’ve seen the infamous chocolate biscuit commercial.

So, naturally, there is a ‘Making of’ on YouTube. Obviously. It’s a biscuit commercial. That’s 20 seconds. With Pique. 

  1. The detail and precision that went into this production makes me laugh.
  2. 1:53. Classic.
  3. 2:09-2:30. Far too intense for a biscuit commercial.
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The Top 5 Things That Have Made Us Feel Awkward

We now have over 30 followers, and in further celebration of that, us co-mods have composed a list of the top 5 things that have made us feel awkward.  Please enjoy!  (and tell your friends!  There is more than enough awk to go around ;) )

The Top 5 Things That Have Made Us (Melk and Not-So-Secret-Diary) Feel Awkward

1) Iniesta’s inner thigh (you know, the part by his junk).

2) Sergio’s excessive use of baby oil.

3) Sergio again, but this time for his startling lack of leg hair (or any body hair really).

4) Landon Donovan’s “come hither” look.

 5) Cristiano Ronaldo

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More of Nando’s awkward photo shoot.

Part II of Nando’s awkward photo shoot.

Well, I mean, damn, hello, abs. But that hat… I’m sorry, but it just kills me. 

Just stretchin’… I really want to know what a front view of this photo looks like.

Barbell + hat/durag combo…

What is he eating? And again, lol at the hat and what appears to be a leopard print durag.

Some people have the strangest conception of what’s sexy…

I know some of you will disagree with me, but that hat/durag combo = no.

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