…as inspired by MacGyver, it seems.

(Cesc photo via maradonna. And thank you, Google, for your endless supply of MacGyver photos.)

First off, hello, new followers! You have no idea how ecstatic we are about all of our new followers! I would make a nifty little graphic/banner, but I’m at work. And I feel weird enough posting awkward, mullet shots, so I’ll have to hold off for now…

Secondly, I’ve recently stumbled across a number of mullet shots of Cesc and Nando that obviously need to be shared with the world.

LOL especially at the overall awkwardness of this photograph.

And just for the record, Cesc’s repeat offenses on this site only make me love him more.

(Photos via sernandoftw & intomyse0ul)

In honour of reaching 30+ followers (Hi there! We <3 you!), we have decided to do an awards post of sorts. 

Best Awkward Creeper: Sergio Ramos
Creepy, naked photo shoot. Enough said.

Best Awkward Hair: Cesc Fabregas
I’m so glad that the mullet days are over.
(Note: this also helped Cesc win this category)

Best Awkward Music: Cesc Fabregas
And of course, by awkward, I actually mean awesome.
(Dear Cesc, let’s have a dance party. Please. And with doughnuts)

Best Awkward Bathing Suit: Andres Iniesta
What the actual fuck? 

Best Awkward Blonde: Carlos Bocanegra
I don’t even… 

Best Awkward Dance: Iker Casillas
His hand chop move is always a classic. 

Best Awkward Couple: Ashley and Cheryl Cole
What is this? I don’t even. 

Best Awkward Model: Landon Donovan
I’ve never felt so creeped out by a water fountain.
(Note: Leo’s underwear shoot was a close second) 

Best Durag: Fernando Torres (awkward is implied, of course)
Leopard print durag. That’s all I’m going to say. 

Best Awkward Video: Real Madrid’s Christmas Greeting
Awkward coupling, strange noises… 

Best Awkward Sporno: Frank Lampard and John Terry
(Yes, we clearly need more of these, but don’t worry! We’ll have more soon!)
Is this really stretching?