Weekly Sporno: Umm. what.
Oh, glorious, more photos here.
(via fuckyeahfootballslash)
Incidently, Zlatan’s “most embarrassing moment” is to have been when he was wrestling on the bed with his best friend, footballer Tony Flygare, when they were 17. Tony, “as a joke”, put his hand inside Zlatan’s trousers and told him he wanted him - at the exact moment when Tony’s mother chose to open the door.
I guess this can count as our weekly sporno? lol.
(via ontd_football)
Oh, so I guess this photo shouldn’t be much of a shocker then.
Saturday Weekly Sporno: I fail at posting on Saturdays. It will just be a weekly, whenever I want to do it thing now. :)
Creeper Ramos strikes again.
Sporno Saturday: The Late Edition
(My apologies— meant to post this yesterday, but uh… I got lazy.)
I’m beginning to regret trying to do this as a weekly thing. It’s hard to find a decent/okayish sporno photo.
PLEASE submit one if you come across a good one! Please?
Sporno Saturday: O FACE.
We’re gonna try doing a weekly feature. (Try being the keyword)
Sporno Saturdays?
1. Sporno is such a great word.
2. I’m a sucker for alliteration.
Anyway, I don’t think I need to comment much on this photo.
EXCEPT am I the only one who thinks this looks at least kinda shopped?
(Colouring is slightly different on them, the edges around C. Ron’s shirt look a little tattered, and the part around C. Ron’s ears is grey but Rooney’s shorts are blue… Okay, I don’t think anyone cares. Just an observation.)
I must be the only one because it has appeared on numerous websites and no one has ever commented on that possibility.
…but perhaps everyone is distracted by Rooney’s O face.
But alas, I digress from what’s really important.
First off, this video is NSFW. Not at all. Seriously, don’t play this at work because we all know your boss will walk in right as a naked German pops up. Locker room adventures featuring Lahm singing, a naked Lehmann, Basti eating, and did we mention a smiling, naked Lehmann? Because of the nudity, I’m tempted to make a joke involving the word ‘Mannschaft.’ Too easy, so I’ll leave it at that.
Best Awkward Awards
In honour of reaching 30+ followers (Hi there! We <3 you!), we have decided to do an awards post of sorts.
Best Awkward Creeper: Sergio Ramos
Creepy, naked photo shoot. Enough said.
Best Awkward Hair: Cesc Fabregas
I’m so glad that the mullet days are over.
(Note: this also helped Cesc win this category)
Best Awkward Music: Cesc Fabregas
And of course, by awkward, I actually mean awesome.
(Dear Cesc, let’s have a dance party. Please. And with doughnuts)
Best Awkward Bathing Suit: Andres Iniesta
What the actual fuck?
Best Awkward Blonde: Carlos Bocanegra
I don’t even…
Best Awkward Dance: Iker Casillas
His hand chop move is always a classic.
Best Awkward Couple: Ashley and Cheryl Cole
What is this? I don’t even.
Best Awkward Model: Landon Donovan
I’ve never felt so creeped out by a water fountain.
(Note: Leo’s underwear shoot was a close second)
Best Durag: Fernando Torres (awkward is implied, of course)
Leopard print durag. That’s all I’m going to say.
Best Awkward Video: Real Madrid’s Christmas Greeting
Awkward coupling, strange noises…
Best Awkward Sporno: Frank Lampard and John Terry
(Yes, we clearly need more of these, but don’t worry! We’ll have more soon!)
Is this really stretching?
Even our favourite footballers have their awkward moments.
